Funny, cheesy, smooth
Pickup lines for dating apps
A pickup line on a dating app has one job: start a conversation. The cheesy ones work when you know they are cheesy, and the smooth ones work when they are about her.
Here are lines for each mood, all written for app chats rather than bars.
Funny pickup lines
- Are you a software update? Because I keep thinking about you even when I said "remind me later".
- I was going to wait for you to message first, but my patience has a 2% battery.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I am feeling a strong connection, and I have not even asked for the password.
- My friends bet me I could not start a conversation with the most interesting person on this app. Want to help me win?
- Let us skip "hi, how are you". Tell me the most random thing you did this week.
Cheesy pickup lines (use with a wink)
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over you.
- If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your photos.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
- I am not a photographer, but I can picture us at a chai tapri.
Smooth pickup lines
- Your profile has the energy of a perfect Sunday. What does your perfect Sunday look like?
- I usually take a while to message. You made it easy.
- You strike me as someone with very good playlists. Prove me right.
- If we went on a date, I feel like you would pick the place and it would be better than mine.
Pickup lines for your girlfriend
- I would choose you in every universe, even the one where you steal my fries.
- You are my favourite notification.
- I still get nervous before seeing you. Is that normal or are you just that cute?
- If kisses were messages, you would have a lot of unread ones.
Pickup lines in Hindi (Hinglish)
- Aap Google Maps ho kya? Kyunki aapko dekh ke main apna raasta bhool gaya.
- Chai pe chalein? Baaki baatein wahin karenge.
- Aapki smile dekh ke lagta hai Monday bhi itna bura nahi hai.
- Main shayar toh nahi, par aapki profile padh ke kuch likhne ka mann kar raha hai.
Questions
Are cheesy pickup lines a good idea?
Only if you send them knowing they are cheesy. Add a light follow-up like "okay, that was bad, but how is your week going?" so she has an easy way to reply.
Which pickup lines work best on Hinge?
On Hinge you like a specific photo or prompt, so the strongest opener is a reply to that prompt rather than a general line.
Can I use these with my girlfriend?
Yes. The girlfriend section is written for someone you are already dating, and most of the funny lines work there too.
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- Dating app bio ideas for guys Dating app bio examples for men: short, funny and honest bios for Tinder, Bumble and Hinge, and a simple formula to write your own.
- Conversation starters that do not die after "hi" Conversation starters that work on dating apps: openers, follow-up questions and how to start a chat with a girl without sounding generic.